ENGLISH LANGUAGE PARADOX Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins […]
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RISE TO THE OCCASION Q: What is the most appropriate thing to say to a famous athlete who is dressed in an Armani suit? A: Will the defendant please rise?
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RELATIVE AGE OF OLD To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
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GOD SUPPLIES THE R.A.M. Abraham bought himself a fancy new computer. He was showing it to Isaac one day…”Look at all the wonderful programs it has on it. And look
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PILGRIM BELT TOO HIGH The teacher gave her second grade class an assignment. She told her class to put themselves in the place of the Pilgrims and figure out some
FORGOT TO DISCUSS THE ALLIGATORS A story is told of writer Dorothy Parker who received two alligators as a gift from a friend. While contemplating what she would do with
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NOAH’S BUSINESS VENTURE An industrial executive, who also knew his Bible agreed to teach a few sessions of Sunday school. He asked the children, “Why was Noah the first businessman?”
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ANYTHING IS BETTER A woman hired a medium to bring back the spirit of her dead husband. When he appeared in a ghostly form, she asked, “Honey, is it better
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ANUTS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. “Mind
PARTY SPIRIT One Sunday morning during junior church we learned a song with the line, “He has conquered every foe.” When I saw a number of puzzled expressions, I explained
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POWER MIRROR Four-year-old Julie loved to dress up in her Sunday best. She would carefully coordinate her outfit from hat to shiny shoes. One morning, after trying to assess the
GET ME OFF IN BUFFALO A big executive boarded a New York to Chicago train. He explained to the porter: “I’m a heavy sleeper and I want you to be
FIRST THINGS FIRST A priest and a rabbi were playing golf together for the first time. The rabbi noticed that the priest was an excellent putter. He also saw that
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EDUCATIONAL EXCUSES The following are actual excuse notes that parents sent to school: Please eckuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33. Please excuse Roland
STUDENT EXCUSES The Toronto Star invited teachers to submit excuses they had received from their students. They received these examples: One imaginative student… explaining why he was late said: “I
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MISPLACED SPACE A space can be a dangerous thing. One church secretary realized the “misplaced space” problem when she picked up her bulletin on Sunday morning–the one she had typed
SECOND OPINION My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau
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BAD ADVERTISING Mixing bowl set for sale: designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
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EQUAL OPPORTUNITY POLITICS A young couple were unable to resolve a heated argument. The husband finally proposed a truce by saying, “I’ll tell you what, I will admit that I
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