GOLF TORTURE For those who do not think golf is a torturous sport, try spelling it backwards: FLOG! Adapted from a submission by John Fitts, Palm Harbor, Florida
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FIRST RULE OF HOLES The first rule of holes is: When you’re in one, stop digging! From Gene Sikkink, Arizona City, Arizona
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HEADLINE BLOORS/ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Agree Airplane Was Too Close to Ground, Investigators Report Safety Experts Say Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Six Months
CLASSIC CHURCH BULLETIN BLOORS While wasting some time on the Internet, I came across some church bulletin bloopers that were previously found on the Internet by Pastor Dale Johnsen of
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BARNEY IS SATAN or FUN WITH NUMBERS The world wants secret interpretations. Here’s “proof” that Barney the Dinosaur is actually Satan: Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur. Extract the
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ENGLISH IN ONE EASY LESSON When the English tongue we speak, Why is “break” not rhymed with “freak”? Will you tell me why it’s true/We say “sew” but likewise “few”;
WORD-NOT-SO-RFECT Technician: “Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” Customer: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.” Technician: “What sort of trouble?” Customer: “Well, I was just typing along, and
DIETER’S PRAYER Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall/into the clutches of cholesterol./At polyunsaturates, I’ll never mutter,/for the road to hell is paved with butter./And cake is
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POPPINS FRESH Mary Poppins was traveling home but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a
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PRIMATE INTELLIGENCE QUESTION: If you are in a room with three monkeys, one holds a banana, one has a book and the other a pencil, which one is the smartest
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BIRD EXRT A fellow had two parrots and he wanted to know which was male and which was female. A man standing near said, “I am a bird expert, and
CAUSE OF BALDNESS Question: What causes baldness? Answer: Lack of hair.
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HOW TO WIN A RACE Question: What is the best way to win a race? Answer: Run faster than anyone else.
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TWO SIDES TO EVERY BOX Question: How many sides does a box have? Answer: Two — the inside and the outside.
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SOLOMON’S TEMPLE Question: Where was Solomon’s temple? Answer: On his head.
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SAY SOMETHING IN FRENCH It was the final day of a three year French course. The teacher had worked hard to teach his students to communicate fluently in French. The
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EXCUSE ME A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a
GODFATHER SALES Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a car salesman? Answer: An offer you can’t understand.
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WRONG ANSWERS A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he
TEE TIME FOR THE BLIND A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer asked: “What’s with these guys?
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