LAWYER TIME A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his […]
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COSTLY ADVICE A lawyer’s dog ran into a butcher shop and stole a roast. The butcher went to the lawyer’s office and asked him, “if a dog is without a
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SOME HONOR! An Episcopal priest was asked by a high school class in Cambridge, Maryland, to deliver the graduation sermon. Afterwards he spoke of the invitation as one of the
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PARAKEET PAD A carpet-layer is exhausted after a hard day’s work–his partner didn’t show up and he’s finally finished laying carpet in a large home all by himself. Cleaning up
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IN THE HANDS OF A LAWYER It is better to be a mouse in a cat’s mouth than a man in a lawyer’s hands.From a Spanish proverb
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BALCONY DROPPINGS or WAKEUP BALLS The preacher was well into his sermon when he noticed his young son standing at the edge of the balcony. The boy was throwing little
GERMAN SHEPHERDS AT CHRISTMAS Dolly, the little girl in Family Circus comes walking into the house with a script in her hands and says, “I’m going to play Mary in
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PAY THROUGH THE NOSE The little boy was getting examined by the family physician. As the doctor continued his examination, the boy asked him, “Are you going to look in
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NORMAL FINGERS Question: What do you call a person who does not have all his fingers on one hand? Answer: Normal. Fingers are supposed to be on two hands.From Kenneth
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FATHER OF LAWYERS A minister once asked a lawyer: “What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” The lawyer answered, “I try to fix it if
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SOME TRICK It seems that there was a magician booked on a cruise ship as the entertainment. In some part of his act, the magician had a parrot do some
OBVIOUS CHOICE A commercial traveler was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession. “Who died?” he asked a nearby local. “I’m not sure,” replied
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FROM RICHES TO LESS RICHES A woman told a friend , “I was the one who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked
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ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS People say there is a book written for every need. I’m not so sure that’s true. I have not been able to find a book that
PRAY FOR PREACHING The preacher’s little daughter noticed that her father always bowed his head for a minute before starting his sermon. One day she asked him why. “Well,” he
CHRISTIANS & AIRPLANES Being raised in a church makes you a Christian about as much as being raised in a hangar makes you an airplane.
THE UNUSED HEART An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; you need to tell me
PAY THE MAN & GO HOME In 1882, Macmillan published an essay by Sir John Pentland Mahaffy entitled The Decay of Modern Preaching. And at the beginning of this century
ONLY ONE DISCUSSION A family was asked by their pastor how much time they spent together in meaningful discussion. The father said that they spent about two-and-a-half hours a day
SILLINESS Recently, USA Today carried an article detailing how silly answers are slowing down the census. One man, for instance, noted that his wife gets to work on her broom.
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