SAKING AND LISTENING Married life is frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks, and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks, and the man […]
LAWYER IN THE BELLY How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer? She has an extreme craving for baloney.
SIMPLE PROOFREADERS The illiteracy rate in the United States has never been higher. In fact, we now understand that they have had to hire proofreaders at the M&M factory!”
CEREAL KILLER Question: What do you call a man who kills Captain Crunch? Answer: A serial (cereal) killer!
CHILDREN INTERPRET THE BIBLE The following is taken from an Associated Press release in The Daily Herald, November 15, 1997 edition: The most important commandment: “Thou shalt not lie. Your
CHILD’S VIEW OF EGYPT The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that
KANGAROO PARENTS If God had wanted us to hover over kids, He’d have given us a pouch to store them in. — Erma Bombeck
THINGS TO DO Frank is standing and reading a list on a bulletin board which says: “THINGS TO DO TODAY.” The list contains only item: “1) See: things you should
HEIGHT OR LENGTH Two fellows were measuring a pole. One guy was holding it up, and the other was trying to run the tape up it. A man was driving
SLOW MEMORIES Two elderly women were discussing some of the problems encountered as they were growing older. One woman observed, “The worst thing about growing older is when you begin
Age | Aging | Forgetting | Health | Humor | Memories | Names | Remembering | Trial Read More »
POOR MILLIONAIRES The teacher was teaching her class about honesty. She asked, “And what would you do if you found a purse with a million dollars inside of it?” One
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GIVE THEM OUR AUNT A mother appealed to her children to care for orphan children. “These poor children don’t have a mother, a father or even aunts and uncles. Would
Care | Children | Donations | Gift | Gifts | Humor | Neglect | Orphans Read More »
JOB INSECURITY Insecurity is finding on your new job that your name is written on your office door in chalk, and there is a wet sponge hanging next to it.
DEFENSIVE SEDING The State Highway patrolman pulled the man over, and he had the perfect reason for speeding. He said, “But officer, I wasn’t speeding; I was just trying to
Deceit | Drivers | Excuses | Guilt | Humor | Law | Lies | Reasons | Speeding Read More »
NOT READY NOW An old cowboy decided to go to church one Sunday morning. When he got back to the ranch, several of the other cowboys gathered around to hear
FAINT SAINTS A man in Louisiana invited his friends over to watch the football game at his house. While his friends were watching the game, the man brought in his
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ETCH-A- SKETC Htm TECHNICAL SUPPORT Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little
DON’T ASK THE WITNESS A gray-haired little old lady sprightly took the witness stand. The prosecutor began his interrogation. “Do you know me?” he asked. “I sure do,” the woman
Appearance | Candor | Deceit | Honesty | Honor | Humor | Integrity | Leisure | Truth Read More »
EXHAUSTING CHILD A little boy was playing outside on a cold, damp winter morning. As he played, he watched the vapor of his breath. After a few minutes, he ran
ROAMING CATHOLICS What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A Roaming Catholic.
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