BULLETIN BLOORS The following mistakes are from church bulletins: Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach […]
BARE HUNTING Question: What is the best way to hunt bear? Answer: With your clothes off.
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COMEDIC QUIPS Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography. — Paul Rodriguez Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? — John
CAR PROBLEM RSCTIVES A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together. Suddenly the right rear tire blows out, and the car rolls
WHAT’S BREAKABLE? An elderly lady who was mailing a Bible as a gift to a friend, took it to the Post Office. The clerk looked at the package, shook it,
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EVERY MOTHER’S CHILD There is only one beautiful child in the world, and every mother has it.
BURGER KING PRONOUNCED Two New Yorkers were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching the town of Natchitoches (PRONOUNCED “NATCH-IT-OATCH-ES”), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They
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CONFIDENT HEIR It doesn’t matter that you are included in the will; it’s still bad manners to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.
MONEY OR YOUR LIFE You remember Jack Benny? He always did the same routine over and over again. A robber comes up to him and says, “Your money or your
AMEN REVISED Dennis the Menace is very reverently kneeling and saying his bed-time prayers. His mother looks on and says: “No, Dear, you say ‘Amen.’ Not ‘Ten Four.’” From Dennis
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WORKING OVER TIME Question: Why did the man put a clock under his desk. Answer: He wanted to work overtime.
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INCOME FOR ONE The young man asked his girlfriend: “If we get married, will you be able to live on my income?” His girlfriend answered, “I think so, but what
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WRONG SPOUSE ORDERED Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,
TOO WILLING TO HELP A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” A few days later he received several letters that all said the same thing: “You can
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HANDLING PUBLICITY There are all kinds of humor that a President can use. Jack Kennedy, of course, was a great wit. As President, he used what you might call deflecting
MOZART DECOMPOSING When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a church yard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise
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HE DID NOT PAY The scene: A western saloon, two drunk men at a table having a good time, suddenly doors flip open and a man walks in, walking on
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MONEY HINTS Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need.
CARRY THE CAR DOOR Three men were walking in the desert. One carrying a loaf of bread, another a bottle of wine and the third, was carrying a car door.
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HURT ALL OVER A woman complained to her doctor that she hurt all over. The doctor asked what she meant by “all over” and asked for a specific example. The
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