Attitude | Complaints | Criticism | Defeat | Humor | Negativity | Short Shorts | Speech | Words
POISONOUS SPIRIT A critical spirit is like poison ivy; it only takes a little contact to spread its poison.
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Business | Customers | Drivers | Humor | Perspective | Puns | Service | Short Shorts | Speech
DRIVE AWAY CUSTOMERS A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
Death | Donations | Gift | Health | Humor | Life | Organ Donors | Sacrifice | Short Shorts | Time
ORGAN DONOR TIMING I think that being an organ donor is a good idea, but I think I’d rather wait until I die.
Authority | Humor | Justice | Penalties | Revenge | Sports | Story
REFEREE AROMA The football game was gruesome, and tempers were flaring. The referee called a foul and marked off fifteen yards against the home team. One of the home team
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Eternity | Fame | Fellowship with God | Heaven | Honor | Humor | Judgment | Story | Value
FACE TO FACE WITH THE FAMOUS A few years ago, a woman in Kansas City walked into a Haagen-Dazs ice cream shop at the Plaza shopping center. While waiting, she
Alcohol | Chemical Abuse | Drinking | Excuses | Humor | Preaching | Story | Vices
ALCOHOL FIGHTS WORMS During the days of prohibition, an evangelist was preaching against the evils of alcohol. He demonstrated the destructive force of the demon drink by dropping a worm
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Accidents | Adversity | Humor | Mistakes | Perspective | Pessimism | Story | Trial | Trials
ANOTHER BAD DAY So you think you’re having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio, and
Accomplishments | Actions | Change | Changes | Denominations | Desire | Doctrine | Humor | Ideas | Light | Perspective | Short Shorts
LIGHT BULB CHANGERS–A COLLECTION Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on. Q: How many
Age | Aging | Appearance | Appearances | Change | Humor | Identity | Story | Youth
SO MUCH CHANGE An old fellow decided to rejuvenate himself. So he took up jogging. He married a younger woman. He tinted his hair so the gray no longer showed.
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Child | Children | Discipleship | Family | Humor | Parenting | Parents | Understanding
TRAINING PARENTS Perceptive children have come to the conclusion that the problem with parents is that when children get them, they are so old that they are more difficult to
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Art and Music | Church | Compromise | Honesty | Humor | Hymns
HYMN SPINS Subject: Favorite Hymns of Pretty Good Feelings THE WAY WE MIGHT SING SOME WELL-KNOWN HYMNS IF WE WERE BEING HONEST I Surrender Some There Shall Be Sprinkles of
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Appearance | Appearances | Business | Care | Fishing | Humor | Perspective
SHARK FISHING A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. “That’s what I
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Appearance | Appearances | Birth | Farmers | Humor | Life | Ranchers | Story | Understanding
BREECH BIRTH One day, a cattle farmer heard one of his cows bellowing out in the North Forty (the mud pit behind the barn). It sounded like she was in
Ark | Bible Study | Flood | Humor | Jokes | Light | Noah | Understanding
NOAH’S FLOOD LIGHTS Question: “What kind of lights did Noah’s ark have?” Answer: “Flood lights!”
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Budgets | Humor | Incomes | Materialism | Money | Salaries | Short Shorts | Wages
NET INCOME & GROSS LIFESTYLE Actor Erroll Flynn once said that his only financial problem was that his net income did not support his gross lifestyle.
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Accomplishments | Business | Change | Doctors | Humor | Mechanics | Reward | Skill | Success
TOUGH OPERATION A gynecologist who had lost interest in his medical practice decided to change careers and enrolled in auto mechanic school. He performed well in the course but was
Chemical Abuse | Church | Communication | Habits | Health | Humor | Poetry | Tobacco | Vices
TOBACCO TERROR The following admonition was posted over the church door by an Austin, Texas pastor: You chewers of that noxious weed Which grows on earth’s most cursed sod Be
Art and Music | Fame | Honor | Humor | Identity | Names | Self | Self-Image
WRONG CRUSOE Years ago, the great tenor, Enrico Caruso, took his car to an auto mechanic for repairs. When Caruso told the shop owner his name, the man was obviously
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Apathy | Church | Commitment | Humor | Ministry | Pastors | Preachers | Preaching | Sermons
EXCITEMENT OR RESURRECTION A preacher was visiting with his congregates after the Sunday morning service when a determined-looking woman approached him. Obviously displeased, she said, “Pastor, as a member of
Appearance | Appearances | Humor | Ideas | Logic | Understanding | Weather
WEATHER LOGIC Tourist: “What’s that you have there?” Old Timer: “That there’s a weather gauge.” Tourist: “How can you possibly tell the weather with a piece of rope?” Old Timer:
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