DAFFYNITIONS ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone […]
HMO RULES Q: What does HMO stand for? A: This is actually a variation of the phrase, “Hey, Moe!” Its roots go back to the concept pioneered by Dr. Moe
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COCKROACH CURSE The Arizona Republic on April 25, 1995, reported that when Steve Tran of Westminster, California closed the door on twenty-five activated bug bombs, he thought he had seen
CUSS WORDS COME BACK A young man regularly cut the grass of a pastor. One day the boy announced to the pastor that he would no longer be able to
CREATION OF CATS It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on the
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REALLY A BLONDE My apologies to blondes. Nothing personal. I have a whole family of blondes, and they still thought it was funny. So I at least have THEIR permission.
ADVICE ON HUMOR LENGTH And remember that the longer the story, the funnier it needs to be. Attention spans are short for a single point. Lengthy stories can end in
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MURDER OR PERJURY At the trial, the prosecuting attorney asked the defendant if he commited the murder. The defendant said he did not. The attorney then asked the man if
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WHERE TO GET A POETIC LICENSE Jay Leno of “The Tonight Show,” interviewed some people on the street for the April 2, 1998 showing. One question he asked them was
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The Do-It- Yourself Theological Construct Compose 10,000 impressive sentences. Select a phrase from each LINE (A, B, C, or D) to form statements which sound profound. 1. LINE A: A
FATHERS KNOW MOST A young boy was talking to his father about what little boys know and what their fathers know. The boy asked, “Do fathers always know more than
MISPLACED OFFERING A teenager was sitting in church, and when the collection plate was passed around, he quickly pulled a dollar bill from his pocket and dropped it in. Just
FOOLISHNESS OF FOOTBALL Never participate in a sport where the coach urges you to do insane and dangerous things that he himself does not do. Football is a good example.
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COUNTING RIBS Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she
SPOILED CHILDREN It is better to be a good parent than a good gardener. You can throw out spoiled vegetables, but the spoiled children you have to keep.
SOCK IN THE MOUTH A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not
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TOSSING FOR TEE TIME Perkins was twenty minutes late at the first tee one Sunday morning, and the other three members of the regular foursome were almost ready to drive
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO UH-OH! You mistake your brother’s fungus experiment for a casserole and have two helpings. You catch the little boy you’re baby-sitting on the phone ordering
SOME FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. Puritanism:
HEAT YOUR KAYAK TOO Two Eskimos who were sitting in a kayak got chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. This proves that you can’t
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