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EMPTY EDUCATION The more I study, the more I know; The more I know, the more I forget; The more I forget, the less I know. So why study? From […]
EMPTY EDUCATION The more I study, the more I know; The more I know, the more I forget; The more I forget, the less I know. So why study? From […]
STANDING AS ONE An immigrant who recently arrived in the United States and knew very little English visited a North Carolina church so he could worship with fellow Christians during
SERMONIC THREAT A church bulletin ran this notice: “Someone has taken the paper cutter from the church office, and we are in dire need of it. Please bear in mind,
CHANCE TO REST An overworked mother of three active young boys was playing in the yard with her boys one afternoon when her neighbor came by to borrow a cup
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PREFERRED SPOUSE Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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COURTHOUSE CLUTTER Between the pigeons and the politicians, it’s hard to keep the courthouse clean.
WHISKEY & A SNAKE W. C. Fields once said, “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
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TRADITIONAL OR CONTEMPORARY A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they
Some men succeed because of application . . . the one they signed for a marriage license. Give your husband enough rope and he’ll skip. If it weren’t for marriage,
LETTERS TO GOD Here is yet another fun collection of letters to God from children. Dear GOD . . . In school they told us what You do. Who does
MAKING BREAD & DOUGH The new groom grumbled at dinner, “Why can’t you make bread like my mother does?” “Because,” said the new bride, “you can’t make dough like my
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PERFECT SLIP A little boy walked into the women’s clothing section of a large department store and shyly spoke to the sales clerk. “I want to buy my mother a
EMPLOYMENT TRUST If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if you employ him, don’t suspect him. A Chinese Proverb
PUNS FROM NORM WILSON Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
BECOMING SHORT When I began my ministry, I was six foot, three inches tall, but there have been so many occasions when those who introduced me to speak have whispered,
COMEDY COLLECTION I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. — George Burns I wouldn’t object to my wife having the last word–if only she’d
CONFUSING CONVERSION A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday the Catholics go crazy because, while they’re morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the
THE OX AND THE MULE For some time an old farmer had been plowing with an ox and a mule teamed together; working them pretty hard. The young ox said
HIT THE WALL FOR GOD I was at a Bible study when a young man said, “God just spoke to me and told me to trust him and run into
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PEOPLE PERSPECTIVES God loves a dangling Christian (totally dependent on him.) As we refresh others, we, ourselves are refreshed. Take time to love; it’s God-like. Pretend you’re a star and