TAXING GOD A little boy needed $100 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned […]
BAD LABELS Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods: On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase
LISTING TEN COMMANDMENTS On his final exam a student was asked to list the Ten Commandments in any order. In a desperate attempt to not flunk this exam he answered,
HALF CATHOLIC & HALF BAPTIST A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What Denomination?” Asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come
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PASTORS LACK DIRECTION My son David was given one of his first assignments in the first grade to help him learn his directions. The teacher asked the children in her
GOD SENT A PROFESSIONAL A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped
DOCTORS & SHINGLES One man walked into a doctor’s office, and the receptionist asked him what he had. He told her he had shingles. So the receptionist took down his
VOICE OF JESUS ON THE PHONE The church secretary would typically answer the phone saying, “Jesus loves you. Karen speaking. How may I help you?” One day she was deep
HOME OF THE CARDINALS When the Pope announced that he wanted to go to the United States, he was asked where in the United States he would like to visit.
THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX A job applicant goes into the human resources office for an interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, can you tell us your
MATZO BRAILLE A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. A blind man came by and
FLIPPING THE PRESIDENTS A low-achieving man was explaining why he was fired as an investigator for the treasury department. “I arrested a couple of alleged counterfeiters; but it turned out
OMNIPRESENT BARTENDER A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a
FOUR ENGINEERS & ONE BROKEN CAR There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks
TALKING KEYBOARD For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got
PARROT & THE PLUMBER A woman owned a parrot that could say only one thing, “Who is it?” For years and years she had been trying to teach the bird
EVERYTHING IS FIFTY-FIFTY A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. As
DELIVER US SOME E- MAIL A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, “And
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ADAM’S LEAF or LIVING BIBLE A little boy opened the big old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out
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NATIVE AMERICAN METEOROLOGY: An old Native American Indian chief was famous for predicting what the weather would do. A group of people would go to the chief and ask him,
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