USE A FIFTH A father of four boys was told by his wife who had just returned from the doctor that they were going to have their fifth. The husband […]
SLEEPY SERMONS A pastor was getting frustrated with the number of his congregates who would fall asleep during his sermons. He told his frustration to other pastors who suggested that
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WHEN GOD OVER-ANSWERS An Italian woman consulted her priest about her inability to conceive. Her priest assured her to rest in the comfort that he was going to Rome for
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HALF-HEARTED CONFESSION A Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to the local priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During World War II
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DAD’S FAVORITE WIFE A little boy was telling his teacher about his mother: “She fixes good food, she takes us places and she helps us . . . and she’s
CHOOSING SIDES CAREFULLY The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you
BIRTHDAY CHOIR A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.
WORDS OF WISDOM Charles Sykes is the author of DUMBING DOWN OUR KIDS. It was Charles who volunteered for high school and college graduates a list of things they did
PILOTS & CHOPITS The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So, he
LADY LIED TO MOM A little girl was watching her mother apply some facial cream when she asked her mother what that stuff was that she was putting onto her
SPECIAL WALKING WATER A mother was watching her four-year-old child playing outside in a small plastic pool half filled with water. He was happily walking back and forth across the
A NEW ARM FOR M R. POTATO HEAD Mr. Potato Head is lying in a hospital bed as the doctor shows him an array of prosthetics and tells him that
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DUAL PURPOSE OBITUARY A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is
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WHAT NEW JOB-LINGO REALLY MEANS “JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY”: We have no time to train you. “CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE”: We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well,
DATING RULES FOR DAUGHTERS My brother Steve sent this one to me. I’m thinking about adding it to my form letter collection. He has revised them from an earlier set
CALLING OUT THE LAST RITES A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of
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REMEMBER BRING VEDDING PRESENT Abe and Sara were an elderly Swedish couple. They tried their best to keep up with the times, but truthfully, they were a bit backward. They
DIED IN THE SERVICE One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed a little boy was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was
LEVELS OF SANITY HoW To KeEp A =A0 hEaLtHy =A0 LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE… At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair
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SUPERIOR PERCEPTIONS Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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