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A RATHER TENUOUS FORGIVENESS The little boy said "Look, there is a bear in our back yard!" His mother looked outside and said, "That's not a bear. It's Joe Smith's dog. Now you go to…
CULTURAL MIS-COMMUNICATIONS It's hard enough to communicate clearly in our own language and in our own culture. When we interface with other cultures the problem is compounded. Ada Lum shares some of her experiences in…
COMMUNICATION The mother was waiting for the butcher, who was late. This was back in the days when butchers made house calls. She told Johnny, "I'm going upstairs, if the butcher comes, let me know.…
EXCUSES -- PARENT/KID VARIETY If a child is missing from school most school districts require a written report to the teacher explaining the reason for the absence. Here's a few delightful ones. You could also…
MAKING MONEY If you make money at poker, that's gambling. If you make it playing bridge, it's a social activity. If you make it outguessing the commodities, that's a miracle. Funny, Funny World
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