RAISING SWEET CANE When the price of sugar goes up, customers raise cane.
Sermon Illustrations
NO LOAFING Breadwinners can't afford to loaf.
STOP THE PIG IN YOU Don't go hogwild and make a pig of yourself.
WRONG EQUATION Two wrongs might make a riot.
Church | Cooperation | Football | Humor | Short Shorts | Spiritual Gifts | Sports | Teamwork | Unity
HUNCH FOR A TEAM Notre Dame had a full back, half-back, quarterback and a hunchback.
I FOR AN I When two egoists meet, it's an "I for an I."
TASTE OF RELIGION Captured missionary to cannibals, "At least you get a taste of religion."
SELF- DESTRUCTING STICKER Bumper sticker: "Down with bumper-stickers!"
HELPING IN Locksmith ad: "Let me help you out - or in."
COLLEGE BRED "College bred" describes a four-year loaf made out of the old man's dough.
SOUR GRAPEVINE Gossip travels faster over the sour grapevine.
WORN OUT END ZONE "I've watched so much football, I've worn out my end zone!"
BACK-STREET TO BARGE "The Barge People" is a parable told in James Carol's book, Wonder and Worship. A long, narrow barge filled with people moves down the river to the open sea. The sea beckons…
MICE DON'T PLAY WITH CATS Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse. Don Addis, quoted by Paul Dickson, Leadership Quotes
HOW TO RETHINK YOUR ANGER Knowing how to manage your anger on the job can go a long way toward helping you deal effectively with customers, employees, bosses and colleagues. RETHINK is an acronym to…
PUT THE HELMET ON THE NUMBERS Two years into his first pastorate, Rick Jones compares his first sermon on April 1, 1990 to the tackle that won him a spot on his high school football…
STAY USER-FRIENDLY Don't let your technology and methods stand in the way of the message of love and forgiveness through Jesus Christ. Here is an amusing example of good technology gone bad: Here is bad…
THE SERVICE GAME If you want to win in the 21st Century, you have to play the service game and play it very well... AT&T advertising slogan
BUILD IT OR PLAN IT Sometimes putting the cart before the horse is the right thing to do. During World War II, General Douglas MacArthur asked one of his army engineers how long it would…
RUN THE CHURCH OR SAVE THE WORLD We, the body of the Church, must ask ourselves what business we are really in... Many people believe our business is to run the church... Our job is…
