MARRIAGE CHORES A woman was once asked if she and her husband shared the chores at home. she answered, "Of course we share the chores--I cook and he eats."
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DENEPHEW A pregnant woman from Washington, DC gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant…
ULTIMATE MOTHER-IN- LAW REVENGE A woman's face was severely burned, and she needed a skin graft. Her husband volunteered to provide some of his own skin for the skin graft. The doctor's ran tests on…
HAD IT ALL THE TIME The Chinese tell the story of the little fish who heard about water for the first time and swam frantically from pond to river to ocean in search of it.…
SEVEN AGES OF MAN When you're 20, you want to wake up romantic. When you're 30, you want to wake up married. When you're 40, you want to wake up successful. When you're 50, you…
UNDERSTANDING THE BIG PICTURE A honeymoon couple was in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride was concerned. "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom said, "I'll look for any bugs." He looked…
LADIES FIRST Barbara Walters had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about ten feet behind their husbands. She returned…
BUILDINGS ARE NOT ENOUGH Sixteenth century mogul, Emperor Akbar the Great, decided to erect a new capital for his empire on the dry plains of northern India. Vast amounts of money were spent with the…
TRACKERS & HACKERS African trackers may not know how to read and write, but they are intelligent. But in the past, much of their intelligence has been unavailable to scientists who wanted to use it.…
GETTING THE JOB DONE Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, Jane kept hinting to Dick, her husband, that he needed to get it fixed, but somehow the message wasn't sinking…
Children | Chores | Deceit | Discipline | Disobedience | Father | Humor | Mother | Punishment | Work
PUNISHMENT FOR NOTHING A little boy ran up to his father as his father returned home from work. "Daddy, do you think it would be right to punish me for something I didn't do?" The…
MUST BE A MOM Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now…
GETTING STARTED GOD'S WAY Herb Jackson was a missionary who was assigned a car, which would not start without a push. Pondering the situation, he devised a plan. He would go to the school near…
EVOLUTION & BRAINS One day a six-year-old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: "Tommy do you see the tree…
BUT WHO WILL TEACH HIS BIBLE CLASS? Two men met on the street. One said to the other, "Have you heard about Harry? He embezzled the company out of half a million dollars." The other…
GENDER SOFTWARE SUPPORT Here is an open letter to product support for some of the most common software available to man: Dear Product Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and…
NBC & NOAH'S ARK For those who were a bit uncomfortable with the "artistic liberties" taken by NBC in their recent biblical epic: "Noah's Ark" that was shown on May 2 and 3, 1999--liberties such…
SOME OF BEST JEWS ARE FRIENDS In Philadelphia, a number of synagogue members left Judaism and became Quakers. When asked about these converts, their former rabbi said, "Some of my best Jews are Friends."
LOOKING FOR REAL LIFE In the novel Grand Hotel, a working class man is confronted with the fact that he has only a short time to live. He decides that, before he succumbs, he will…
LOWEST GRADE A student approached his teacher and complained, "You gave me a zero on my essay! I don't think I deserve a zero." The teacher took the essay from the student, looked at it…
