WISHING WELL WORKS A husband and wife had not been getting along for several years. They went to a counselor to see if there was any hope for their marriage. […]
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AM I DRIVING? Two elderly women were out driving in a large car — both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
PUSH OVER GRANDMA When his grandmother visited, two-year-old Kevin saw that she would cater to his every whim. His mother commented that his grandmother was “a real pushover.” The next
SO LOST A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was
Aging | Deceit | Deception | Excuses | Health | Humor | Lies | Manipulation Read More »
LESS EFFICIENT WIFE An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.” “Why not?” asked somebody from the audience.
Efficiency | Food | Humor | Labor | Marriage | Men | Time | Women | Work Read More »
PLUS A CONSTANT Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant. They were arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the American public. The first mathematician claimed that this average
Compromise | Experts | Humor | Knowledge | Math | Trial | Truth Read More »
MOM BORN TOO EARLY A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made
ROAD-KILL POSSUM A sign in a restaurant in remote town in the Southeastern United States read: Don’t even ask if we serve Road Kill Possum… We only serve ranch-raised possum!
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ADDICTIONS & STOPPING THEM One day this mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. Wow! That stuff isn’t too bad tasting, he
MY COUNTRY ‘TIS OF THEE The kindergarten teacher was showing her class a large poster that displayed flags from a number of countries. She pointed to the American flag and
BREAD & WATER WITH KETCHUP Two little boys were visiting their grandfather, and the grandfather took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn’t make up their minds about what
Child | Children | Choice | Choices | Decisions | Family | Food | Humor | Patience Read More »
GONNA HAVE A WIFE At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they
CUTTING UP MOMMY A two-year-old girl noticed a scar on her mother’s abdomen. Her mother explained that the doctor had to cut open her belly to take her daughter out.
THOUGHTS ON AGING Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. Everytime I think
COWBOY PHILOSOPHY Philosophical tidbits gleaned from riding the range with the cowboys: If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure
CHURCH SIGNS “Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!” “Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.” “Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!” An ad for St.
REPLACEMENT INSURANCE A farmer’s barn burned down and his wife called the insurance company. She told the insurance company, “We had that barn insured for fifty-thousand dollars, and I want
Humor | Insurance | Marriage | Money | Protection | Solutions | Value Read More »
GIFT WRAP IT? After spending over three hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to
Gift | Gifts | Humor | Patience | Revenge | Trial Read More »
JUST GIVE HIM A PUSH A man is asleep in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock,
GRAB A SKUNK & RUN A funny thing happened in Darlington, Maryland, several years ago. Edith, a mother of eight, was coming home from a neighbor’s house one Saturday afternoon.
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