MOMMY’S VICTORY Have you ever noticed the times in which a four-year- old’s voice is louder than a hundred adult voices? Several years ago, a man returned home from a […]
CROSSING LIONS A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of young seagulls. One day his supply
BETTER WEDDING OFFER During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get
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Y2K TOTAL COMPLIANCE Please take time out of your busy lives to check your toilet paper stockpile. Make sure it’s Y2K compliant!!! Word has it, if it isn’t, come January
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COMPLETELY IGNORED A man walked into the psychiatrist’s office and said, “My problem is that people seem to just ignore me.” The psychiatrist walked to the door and called out,
GRANDMA’S COLORS I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was.
PRETENDING THEY’RE MARRIED A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go
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VENGEFUL FORGIVENESS A man was on his deathbed with his wife maintaining a steady vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down
PARROTS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN Three sons leave home, go out on their own and prosper. Getting back together, they discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
JOBS OR COLLEGE Two friends who hadn’t seen each other in years met in a supermarket. One woman asked, “Tell me, Ruth, how is your son George?” “He’s getting along
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MORE ANSWERS FROM CHILDREN � The equator is an imaginary lion that runs around the world forever. � An appendix is something you find in the back of a book.
NOT DADDY’S DAUGHTER When someone asks our neighbor’s little girl what her name is, she acquired the habit of replying, “I’m Mr. Johnson’s daughter.” That irritated her mother to no
ONE WAY RELIGIOUS VIEWS People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. — Reverend McWallclock
BASKIN’ ROBINS Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Me too,” said the second. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew
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SCIENCE PHRASES The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working
THINGS MY KIDS TAUGHT ME: J It’s more fun to color outside the lines. K If you’re gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch. J Ask why
GATHERING NUTS There was a huge pecan tree by the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of
QUICK STOP AT VICTORIA STATION A man who was traveling on a train asked the ticket collector what time the train would stop at Victoria Station. “This train doesn’t stop
CORRECT BUT USELESS ANSWER A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot
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THE PERFECT CHURCH A rich man went to his pastor and said, “I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense.
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