SLAM THE CAT Deacons Arnold and Lee were going door-to-door; inviting people to church. When they knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them […]
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BURIAL FOR TWO Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he
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BOMBECK RESOLUTIONS Erma Bombeck offered the following New Year’s resolutions: 1. I’m going to clean up this dump as soon as the kids grow up. 2. I will go to
LAWS OF WORK If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick
FEDERAL OSTRICH STUDIES Word has it, there was a federally funded grant to discover why ostriches have such long necks. After thousands of dollars were spent, the discovery was made:
PASTORAL PRIVILEGE The pastor teaches, though he must solicit his own classes. He heals, though without pills or knife. He is sometimes a lawyer, often a social worker, something of
CONSULTANTS A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
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DEAD IN DOG YEARS In dog years I’m dead. Source unknown
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JOGGING TIME A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and
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SHE LOST HER FATHER A woman dressed in black had stopped to see a friend and her family. When the woman left, the little girl asked her mother why the
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NOT GOING THAT FAR A man was hitchhiking, and a hearse stopped to ask him if he needed a ride. The man answered, “No thanks; I don’t think I’m going
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GOING OUT WITH A BANG A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder
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PARROT SHOOTING Two men are standing at the top of a cliff. One has two bungies, one on each shoulder. The other has a parrot and a shotgun. The first
WHEN MOM’S HAIR TURNS GRAY One evening a young girl was staring at her mother for the longest time. The girl noticed that some of the hairs on her mother’s
MORE BULLETIN BLOOPERS “Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.”
AN HONEST MECHANIC A woman who knew little about cars took her car to a repair shop for a routine inspection but was worried that the mechanic would overcharge her
SMOOTH BOYS A little girl asked her mother “Man I go outside and play with the boys?” Mother replied, “No you may not play with the boys; they’re too rough.”
IN- LAWED OUTLAWS If marriages were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. Roger Slick
FRONDS & ENEMAS A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a
SOUNDING LIKE MY CHILD The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year- old. — Jean Kerr
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