DRIVE-UP STETHOSCOPE An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on […]
AGING CONCERNS God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell
RIGHT TIME TO DIE One time my daughter and I were taking the Grayline Bus Tour of Chicago. As our bus stopped in front of a movie theater, our guide
ENCYCLOPEDIC SPOUSE FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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QUICK WIT A tourist traveling down a country road in the deep south passes a young boy walking down the road with only one shoe on. The tourist stops the
WORKPLACE PERSPECTIVE Differences Between You And Your Boss: If you take a long time, you’re slow. BUT if your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough. If you don’t do
THUMB-SUCKING & PREGNANCY A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it
AIRLINES & HARDWARE STORES Buying paint from a hardware store: Customer: Hi, how much is your paint? Clerk: We have regular quality for $12 a gallon and premium for $18.
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DILBERT PRINCIPLE The following is a portion of an article by Scott Adams, the creator of the cartoon, “Dilbert.” The article, “The Dilbert Principle” from The Wall Street Journal, Monday,
HUSBAND ROLE A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Stevie, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure!
CHOCOLATE BUNNIES DO HAVE EARS Around the time of Easter at a Weight Watchers meeting, a member announced proudly that this was the first Easter ever that her children realized
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EGGS TO DYE FOR A little girl and her mother were coloring Easter eggs. They carefully chose the dyes that they would use to color the eggs. Then they placed
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DOING WHAT THE SIGN SAYS Along the North Scranton Expressway in Pennsylvania, the message on the 14 foot x 48 foot sign attached to the billboard was clear: “Bring in
STOP FIRST As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in Michigan, I’ve learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day
ALMOST IDENTICAL ANSWERS Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the
A TOUGH CONGREGANT The King from the Wizard of Id is walking out of Church and talking to the preacher. The preacher asks, “Did you enjoy the Easter service, sire”
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THE OTHER SIDE Two hikers were exploring a rugged valley with a large river running through it. The hikers split up for a while and explored the area separately. When
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20/20 BLINDNESS The physician was performing a complete eye physical, including the visual acuity test. The doctor placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, “Cover your right
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WHY LOCKERS ARE NEEDED A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
STRENGTH IN WISDOM The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making
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