CHANDELIERS OR LIGHTS A pastor met with his board of trustees and requested they approve the purchase of a chandelier for the church sanctuary. The next month when the minutes […]
BAD TIME FOR A JEW As a man was walking the streets of Belfast at night, he was grabbed from behind and a knife was forced to his throat. “Are
WHICH DRAWERS? For Sale: Antique desk suitable for woman with large drawers.
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WRONG HEADLINE When Orville and Wilbur Wright finally succeeded in keeping their homemade airplane in the air for fifty-nine seconds on December 17, 1903, they rushed a telegram to their
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CLERGY FLEA COLLAR A mother and her four-year-old daughter were in a hospital waiting room when a minister came in who was wearing a clergy collar. The little girl was
TEMPER OR NERVES Rebuked by her mother for having been cross and ill-tempered, the teen-aged daughter retorted, “How come when it’s me it’s temper– and when it’s you it’s nerves?”
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A BAD DAY WHEN You know it’s going to be a really bad day when… You wake up face down on the pavement. You wake up to discover that your
GOING THROUGH THE SAME MOTIONS The golf pro watched his student for a little while, then stepped forward and advised the man, “Now, what I want you to do is
END OF ARGUMENT Two men were talking about their wives: Larry: “We had a tough quarrel yesterday but finally she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.” Ken:
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PRAYERS & CLOTHES While staying with her aunt, a little girl attended her aunt’s church for the first time. During the service all the people knelt down and began to
PARADE RESCHEDULED There will be a parade next Saturday. If it rains in the afternoon, the parade will be held in the morning.
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RABBIT LINE Do you know what you get when you have thirty rabbits in a row, all marching backwards? A receding hare line. From “The Bell, The Clapper, and The
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat. — Comedian Lily Tomlin
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If I ever had a problem, my parents never had a problem telling me I had a problem. — Michael Jordan
One of the hardest jobs for a parent is making a child realize that “no” is a complete sentence. — Anonymous By Billy D. Strayhorn, Arlington, Texas
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JOKING WITH THE TRUTH My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw
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IF HORSES WENT TO CHURCH Henry Ward Beecher was in the market for a good horse. The owner of the horse described the horse: “This horse is a dependable horse.
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MISS PIGGY ON EATING Muppet star Miss Piggy shares her considerable wisdom and experience concerning food: “You should never eat more at one sitting than you can lift.”
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LIVING LONGER LIVES A young single woman just learned from her doctor that she only had one year to live. “Isn’t there anything I can do to extend my life?”
TEETHING OR TITHING In a Wizard Of Id comic, a couple greets a Friar Tuck-type outside the front doors of the Church. The wife says to the Friar, “I apologize
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