TRUTH & COMPLIMENTS “You appear to be a man of intelligence,” the opposing lawyer said during a trial as he cross-examined a witness. The witness replied, “I would be glad […]
FIRST-ROUND WIFE CHOICE You can be sure a man has an addiction to football when he refers to his wife as his “first-round draft choice.” From the Christian Word, sponsored
Addictions | Football | Humor | Marriage | Men | Sports | Wives | Women Read More »
WHAT JESUS WOULD DO Six-year-old Tommy entered the kitchen with two pieces of candy in his hand. “Look Mom, I found two pieces of candy in the drawer.” His mother
QUESTIONABLE SACRIFICES Why is it that men are always so willing to give their women the moon, the stars, and the sun? Aren’t these things that God has already given
RIGHT SIDE OF THE GRASS A foursome was playing a round of golf. Three of them just kept complaining about the condition of the golf course. It seemed that the
Attitude | Attitudes | Complaints | Criticism | Death | Humor | Peace Read More »
JURY OF LAWYERS A defendant in a small county was brought before the judge. After listening to the man for several minutes, the judge could see that the man was
Appealing Talk | Appearance | Decisions | Humor | Jurors | Lawyers | Leadership | Pride Read More »
PEACEFUL WAY TO GO A group of junior high students were asked to write about what they thought about death. One student wrote the following: “When it is my time
Accidents | Death | Fear | Humor | Misc | Panic | Peace | Sleep Read More »
BUDGET ANALYSIS A well planned budget is the best way to know why you went broke.
Budgets | Failure | Humor | Money | Plans | Spending | Stewardship | Success Read More »
THINGS WE DON’T NEED THE NEWS AT 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, AND 7:00 “And what do we have coming up on the news at 6:00, Bob?” “The same stuff we had
Desire | Futility | Humor | Ideas | Perspective | Priorities | Purpose | Waste Read More »
GOLF PRAYER The pastor was not having a good day on the golf course. He hit yet another drive into a sand trap. The pastor said to his caddie, “And
Disciplines | Discouragement | Golf | Humor | Posture | Prayer | Sports | Trial Read More »
TWICE AS MUCH Two men had stores across the street from each other. They competed for the same customers. Their rivalry became intense, and the shopkeepers began to dislike each
Angels | Anger | Bitterness | Conflict | Hatred | Humor | Vengeance Read More »
UMP WANTS NEW PARENTS People can be cruel–especially to umpires. During one such Little League game, the hostile crowd of parents were chanting, “We want a new ump; we want
Criticism | Family | Humor | Parenting | Self-Control | Sports | Understanding Read More »
DIET DECEPTION A mother walked into an ice cream shop with her two sons. The boys ordered a milkshake and a banana split. The mother was asked what she wanted
REASONS TO CARE FOR YOUR PASTOR On the Light Side: 1. Your church voted him in. 2. You might just need him for a reference. 3. You may need his
Authority | Church | Elders | Encouragement | Fellowship | Humor | Leadership | Pastors Read More »
FORGETFUL PROFESSOR The university professor and his wife were leaving church. The professor confronted his wife: “Ah-ha! So who is absent-minded now? You forgot your umbrella and left it in
FINE LINE CALLED THE RIO GRANDE A Texan was visiting South of the border, when he heard a Mexican say, “Loco Gringo!” “You have to remember,” he replied’ “that there’s
Bias | Humor | Insanity | Insults | Locations | Prejudice | Pride | Sanity | Speech Read More »
LAUGHTER IS A BRIDGE Laughter is the shortest distance between people. By Victor Borge, as quoted by Vivian Brown of Associated Press
Comedy | Communication | Fellowship | Happiness | Humor | Joy | Laughter | Unity Read More »
CELIBATE OR CELEBRATE The pope died and went to heaven. He met St. Peter at the gates of heaven who explained the many resources and options of heaven. The pope
SUCCESSFUL SLIDE DOWN LIFE A most pleasant good wish was uttered by a fellow named Kemmons Wilson. “As you slide down the bannister of life,” he said, “may all the
Adversity | Difficulty | Encouragement | Hope | Humor | Success | Toasts Read More »
SINGLE MINDED TO THE END As the pastor prepared to preach the funeral of a ninety-four-year-old woman in his parish who had never married, he was given a note from
Dating | Death | Funerals | Humor | Rejection | Revenge | Singles Read More »
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