FELINE OPPORTUNITY A farmer was milking cows in the barn. As he turned around, he knocked one of the milk buckets over, spilling the entire contents onto the ground. His […]
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NUCLEAR EXCUSES One evening Johnny sat down at the kitchen table doing his homework while his mother watched television. Upon hearing the evening news, his mother let out a shriek.
WORDS OF WISDOM Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky
MAKING A GOOD MANAGER Someone once asked Yogi Berra, “What makes a good manager?” Yogi answered, “A good ball club!”
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TIME OF THE CRIME It was Christmas, and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner: “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early,”
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GRANDMA’S SHIRT A three-year-old received some clothes from his grandparents for Christmas. A week later he wore one of his new shirts to nursery school. His teacher asked him if
YOU’VE GOT MAIL A man was mowing his front yard when his neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. His neighbor opened it, then
FAT GUY GETS THE CREDIT QUESTION: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? ANSWER: You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets
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WICKED ALARM CLOCK! On Christmas Eve, a little boy received an alarm clock from his grandparents. The next day, when his grandparents called to wish a Merry Christmas, they asked
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KEEPING AHEAD OF IT ALL The old plumber was admonishing his young helper, who was always taking coffee breaks. “When I was an apprentice,” he said, “we used to lay
TIME IN HELL One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
TOP TEN SONGS FOR PEOPLE OVER FORTY 1 0. Let’s Get a Physical 9. Ain’t No Burrito Mild Enough 8. Johnny B. Olde 7. How Do You Mend a Broken
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BOSNIAN IMPORTS Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even
METHODISTS HELP CHANGE LIGHT BULBS Question: How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb. Answer: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of
COMPUTER VIRUS HOAX If you are currently hooked up to the internet–with e-mail and all that–then you are probably accustomed to virus alerts and virus alert hoaxes. Here is the
OPPORTUNE APPEARANCE Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. — Thomas Edison
LIMITED EASTER GREETINGS A little girl wanted to make her own Easter card for her mother. While she watched cartoons on Saturday morning, she worked on her card. Inside the
GOING TO THE RESURRECTION A young evangelistic preacher came upon a farmer who was working in his field. The preacher, concerned about the farmer’s soul, asked the man: “Are you
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NO TEMPORARY UNDERTAKING The four-year-old son of an undertaker was perplexed by the Easter story of the resurrection. “Do you mean that Jesus really rose from the dead?” the boy
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GIVING UP ON BEAUTY One evening a little girl sat quietly as she watched her mother cover her face with cold cream. “Why do you put that cream on your
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