Aging | Forgetting | Health | Humor | Logic | Memory | Remembering | Thinking
FILM FOR THE MEMORY Everyone has a photographic memory; But some don’t have film!
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TRAVEL AGENT TALES 1. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “would it be cheaper to fly to
Answers | Child | Children | Communication | Discipleship | Health | Humor | Ideas | Knowledge | Perspective | School | Short Shorts | Tests | Trial | Understanding
ELEVEN-YEAR- OLDS’ SCIENCE TESTS: The following answers are from science exams taken by eleven-year-olds: “Water is composed of two gins: Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin
Acceptance | Authority | Creation | Government | Humor | Law | Money | Ownership | Politics | Requests
WHO HAS TITLE? A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was told that the loan would be granted if he could prove
Assurance | Eternal Security | Grace | Humor | Puns | Salvation | Security | Speech | Story
ONCE SHAVED, ALWAYS SHAVED After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had had enough. He told his wife that he
Blame | Business | Deceit | Deception | Humor | Pollution | Purity | Responsibility | Solution
POLLUTION SOLUTION Detroit is one city that knows how to deal with air pollution. It pumps its air into the tires of the cars it manufactures and quietly ships it
Communication | Humor | Ideas | Perspective | Proverbs | Relationships | Sayings | Speech | Virtues
MALAPROPISMS If you can’t do it right, do it yourself. /Arrogance is bliss./Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. No news travel fast. Every clown has a silver lining. Run it
Communication | Dates | Humor | Marriage | Misc | Relationships | Time
COMEDY COLLECTION I told someone I was getting married, and they said “Have you picked a date yet?” I said, “Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding!?”
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Bible | Bible Study | Children | Humor | Interpretation | Knowledge | Preaching | Study | Trust
WAY OF CAIN An old- time southern preacher was putting the finishing touches on his sermon at the Sunday morning breakfast table, getting ready to take his wife and house
Bloopers | Children | Creation | Humor | Ministry | Mistakes | Responses | Understanding
THE BOY GOD MADE The minister promised to visit a kindergarten Sunday School class the following Sunday, so the teacher anxiously prepared. When the minister asked the children who created
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Communication | Court | Humor | Law | Logic | Questions | Speech | Trial
COURTROOM QUESTIONS #1 Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials: Question 1: Now doctor, isn’t it
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COURTROOM QUESTIONS #2 Question: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Answer: No. Question: Did you check for blood pressure? Answer: No. Question: Did you
Animals | Excuses | Humor | Ideas | Mating | Motivation | Motives | Story
UNBORING BOAR A farmer wanted to breed his three sows. He had a friend who owned a few boars, so they made arrangements to get the sows and boars together.
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Ambition | Authority | Death | Desire | Exchanges | Humor | Politics | Sacrifice | Trades
REAL SACRIFICE President Wilson once received a call in the middle of the night that informed him that one of his appointees had just died. The sleepy president muttered his
Atheists | Bingo | Catholics | Church | Communication | Humor | Perspective | Prayer
BINGO PRAYER Two atheists were flying in a single-engine airplane when it was struck by lightning. Faced with certain death, the atheists grasped for hope and turned to God. The
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Attitude | Boredom | Humor | Ideas | Leisure | Priorities | Sermons | Sports | Understanding
SERMON SOLUTION Some people think a thirty-minute sermon is too long, so they substitute a three hundred-column Sunday paper or a three-hour movie or ball game.
Consistency | Ethnicity | Health | Home | Humor | Identity | Misc | Nationality
ALMOST FULL BLOODED A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward, he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who
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Aging | Confusion | Health | Humor | Intelligence | Knowledge | Marriage | Thinking
WANDERING MIND “Oh, Doctor, I’m so upset,” said the woman. “My husband seems to be wandering in his mind.” “Don’t let that worry you,” the doctor replied. “I know your
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SIGNS OF THE TIMES At an auto body shop: “May we have the next dents?” In a non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
Change | Character | Humor | Nature | Virtues
CARROT SURGERY A family had a baby who turned out to be a carrot. Everyone mocked the poor guy, but his mother loved him and raised him well. Other children
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