HELL IS THE PLACE A couple of nuns attended a baseball game. Behind them sat a group of belligerent anti-Catholics. They were making lude comments about these two gracious ladies […]
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DENTAL DIET A dentist has discovered a new, effective diet: It is called an “ABSESSED TOOTH DIET.”
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A FAMILIAR STRANGER As ministry expands, it becomes increasingly difficult for me to be authentic. When there were 1,000 in our church, I knew almost everyone by name. When the
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TROUBLED BY DISAPPEARANCE A visitor who called on Stevens during his last illness remarked on the patient’s appearance. “It’s not my appearance that troubles me right now,” Stevens replied. “It’s
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VICTIM OF INVENTION Several years after inventing radar, Sir Robert Watson Watt was arrested in Canada for speeding. He’d been caught in a radar trap. He wrote this poem: Pity
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PROTECTED BY POVERTY The sign on the fence gave all fair warning: “This property protected by poverty – There is nothing here worth stealing.”
OFFICE ESSENTIALS An office worker went around telling everybody about the new office policy. To save energy, lighting in non-essential areas was to be cut down. When he returned, he
CHEWING MOTION Chewing gum proves you can have motion without progress. As quoted by Ben Holden
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PAT-A- CAKE UPDATED Make a tape, Make a tape, Video man. Get it all ready as fast as you can. Film it and tape it and mark it with “G”
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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT Many years ago in England, an illiterate couple were saved through the witness of street preachers who wore red sweaters with slogans of testimony sewn on them.
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CAN’T LET GO Two mountain boys spotted a bobcat up a tree and decided to have some fun. One said, “I’ll shimmy up that tree and chase him down, and
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THAT’S NOT INSPIRATION In the comic strip Blondie by Chic Young, Dagwood is in his usual position of sleep. It’s morning and he is supposed to be getting ready for
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EXPLODING IN OUR FACES The following epitaph is inscribed on an old tombstone in upstate New York: In Memory of Ellen Shannon – Aged 26 years Who was fatally burned
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NONEXISTENT VOLUNTEER In a recent Beetle Bailey cartoon, Sergeant Snorkel is standing in front of the company and he says: “I need a volunteer for garbage duty.” You see a
THE SEVENTH INNING STRETCH The seventh inning stretch was started by President Taft, unintentionally. He stood up to take the kinks out of his knees during a game in Washington
TIME FOR TEETH A couple had been married for 50 years. “Things have really changed,” she said. “You used to sit so close to me.” “Well, I can remedy that,”
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SURGICAL POWERS Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills “A man came to me who had his hand cut off,” said one. “Today that man is a concert violinist.”
POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS FAT PERSON: Larger-than-average citizen. DEATH: Failure to fulfill one’s wellness potential. Best new definitions from: The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook, by Henry Beard and Christopher
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BUNGLED BURGLARY Carlos Carrasco, 24, was sentenced to 10 year’s probation in San Antonio for a bungled burglary of a liquor store. According to records, Carrasco cut his hand badly
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THE PROBLEM WITH EVANGELISM Calvin Miller remembers calling on a rather large lady. In fact she was so large he wasn’t sure whether they had built her trailer house around
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