OLDER MEMORIES I heard this several years ago. Seems there were three elderly ladies living together in an old two-story, wood-frame house. One night as they were all in the […]
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CELEBRITY COMPUTER VIRUS TED TURNER VIRUS: colorizes your monochrome monitor DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Thier is sumthing rong with yur koputer, but ewe cant figyur outt watt! ADAM AND EVE VIRUS:
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COFFEE IS MY SHEPHERD Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my
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CAPTIVE AUDIENCE Former Governor Hunt of Wyoming once told this story about himself. He was visiting the Wyoming State Penitentiary one day, and when the prisoners assembled for the evening
DEATH FROM WAITING An elderly man went to the doctor’s office for his 2 PM appointment. After three hours of waiting he got up to leave. As he passed the
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BRILLIANT DEDUCTION Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said, “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me
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MOM KNOWS GOD’S WILL The pastor had been at his present church for many years. Although the church not very large, it was a difficult decision when a larger, more
ELIMINATE DOLLAR BILLS One of the members of our pastors’ study group may have hit on an excellent idea for church-state relations in these difficult economic times. “The greatest thing
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KILLER IN THE CURE A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. A woman called in and was quite upset. She had caught her
GREAT SAYINGS OF BIBLICAL MOTHERS: 1 0. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s been! (Judges 14:5-8) 9. David! I told you not to
WORLD WITHOUT MEN Several women were sitting around a table and their conversations turned to the loss of their husbands by death. Most of them were widows. One woman told
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DAFFYNITIONS In an attempt to further our communication and vocabulary skills, we submit these ten new words: 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
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PARENTING DEFINITIONS DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on
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CHEWS A NAME The substitute teacher was teaching a new class for the very first day. She noticed a boy in the front of the room who was moving his
THREE WIVES A sheriff in a small western court rose to testify against a prisoner. “What’s this feller here charged with?” the judge demanded. “Bigotry, judge,” answered the sheriff. “He’s
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SHORT SHOTS It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere. Incontinence Hotline…Can you hold, please? There are two kinds of pedestrians-the quick and the dead. Advice is free: The right
BUYING CONGRESSMEN I don’t know what’s wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman. –Bruce
THE STATES OF WATER A junior high school teacher had been teaching his class the three states of matter: solids, liquids and gas. The following week the teacher was reviewing
LOT’S FLEA A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city
HEADS ON WALLS I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother
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